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izcon:

yussss

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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"You know my code: hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses… Ovaries before brovaries."

(Source: adumbscotts)

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tagged under: parks and rec
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You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect.
T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge)
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tagged under: beautiful
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(Source: mrbenwyatt)

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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I YAHOO!-ed Myself with Natalie Dormer (x)

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b8in4satan:

i was thinking

guys are constantly making jokes about the way vaginas smell and 9/10 of them won’t lick it unless it smells like it’s covered in pomegranate body wash

what they don’t realize is that their fucking dicks and balls smell bad 100% of the time. literally 100%. they might not always smell terrible, but they don’t ever smell GOOD. 

but we still do the suck anyway

fuckboys out here

girls need to learn to speak out, though. 

i once dated a guy who thought his dick was the be all and end all. while we were making out he would grab my hair and push my head into his dick. i did it the first two times because I was shy and inexperienced. and girls are taught to please boys. it was sweaty, smelly, and disgusting, but girls are taught to have no say during sex. but the third time we hooked up he tried to do it again and i just snapped and pulled back.

him: what’s wrong?
me: i don’t wanna do that.
him: you’re not in the mood?
me: no, I don’t wanna do that, period. I don’t enjoy it. I’ve never enjoyed it. it’s SUPER nasty.
him:…
me:…
him:…
me:… *oh shit, he’s gonna hate me*
him: then why didn’t you say something before? why on EARTH would you perform a sexual act you hate because you felt pressured? that’s some rapist shit. let’s just fuck, then. jesus

It didn’t work out between us after that. he was middle eastern and really into traditional roles. but let me tell you something, that persian boy made me feel more sexually liberated than any white boy ever will

speak up. and learn to ask for what you want

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tumblr: omg look at this sex god
me: he has the appeal of a wet potato chip
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(Source: animal-diversity)

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slenbee:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.STOP. STOP NOW.DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?So now.Support beekeepers.Support bees.buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

Reblogging for my bee brethren!

slenbee:

katwaterflame:

josiephone:

Apparently some vegans are telling people not to eat honey to support bees.

STOP. STOP NOW.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?

Buy honey (local if possible) -> support beekeepers -> support bees.

I swear people don’t even think this stuff out. 
Beekeepers provide bees with an environment in which they can live, and are encouraged to thrive. Bees then have a big huge giant person who can deal with any threats to the hive. 
Yes, honey is a winter food supply for bees, but beekeepers (unless they’re dicks, in which case they’d be shooting themselves in the foot) will NEVER take too much honey from a hive, and will always ensure that bees have enough food. Think about it, you’re not going to starve a source of income/hobby, are you?

So now.
Support beekeepers.
Support bees.

buzz.

I had to reblog just for “DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW BEES WORK?" because it made me realize that some people really don’t!

Reblogging for my bee brethren!

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